HELLO WORLD! This page is intentionally designed to bring back those crazy, neon, in-your-face vibes from the web of the past! Throw in some clipart, animated GIFs, and you have yourself a 90s masterpiece.
Remember Geocities, page counters, guestbooks, and dancing baby animations?
We’re bringing them all back and we don’t care about “clean design” or “best practices”—
we’re here for the nostalgia!
Click here to read more about the blink tag! (But seriously, don't actually use it on a modern site.)
Under Construction... forever!